#Everybody I am back!
I demand Chugging Freedom – no more Chug Tyranny – more Vanilla Coke Zero!!
#DietCoke #ChugFreedom @BurritoSunday Now we need to get @BurritoTuesday to join the Twitter Burrito Chain #winning
I am tired today – I hope I can make if through
#burrito: Just as pleasurable on the way out as they are on the way in #TMI
Trying to have
@BurritoTuesday on a Monday is like mixing matter and anti-matter: You can do it, but don’t cry to me if it goes badly
I survived the
#blizzard – I will consume burritos another day
Despite the snow,
#Burrito Tuesday is still going to happen here in Chicago. I’m stronger than that #fistpump
Just used http://twilk.com to put my Twitter followers on my Twitter background. Check it out!
We got ice cold
#Coke in our fridge; Get them while they are cold!! Goin’ fast
Feeling sick in the cold weather? Try some
#burrito #soup – just like #mom used to make
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