Hi #Everybody I am back!
I am in control of my chugging destiny #VanillaCoke
I will chug when I want to – #VanillaCoke
I demand Chugging Freedom – no more Chug Tyranny – more Vanilla Coke Zero!! #DietCoke #ChugFreedom
When will @DavidVitter do the right thing and resign?
Another @BurritoTuesday on a #Tuesday – oh, the irony!
Where’s the key?
Balls to you!!
HUNGRY!!!! #hungry
@BurritoSunday Now we need to get @BurritoTuesday to join the Twitter Burrito Chain #winning
I am tired today – I hope I can make if through @BurritoTuesday
Trying to have @BurritoTuesday on a Monday is like mixing matter and anti-matter: You can do it, but don’t cry to me if it goes badly
Big Tony is back and ready for #lunch
I survived the #blizzard – I will consume burritos another day
Just used http://twilk.com to put my Twitter followers on my Twitter background. Check it out!
Looking forward to getting a #Burrito with Darth Vader
Only Vader triggers the bot
I must fight the Sith Lords with the Force
I want to be a Jedi like my father
I want to be Darth Vader
Yes! I was mentioned by @Yoda_Bot – now I am a Jedi
Darth Vader
40 minutes until @BurritoTuesday
Yes, @djgoggles, I am a #tweetmaster
We got ice cold #Coke in our fridge; Get them while they are cold!! Goin’ fast
@djgoggles: YOU chug!
Where is @djgoggles when you need him?
Stop throwing the #football and get to work!!!!!
First: #conferencecall, then #burritos
The solution to partisanship: Give people who watch Fox Noise a @NetFlix account
Ready for more #burrtio happiness in 2011